IPL faces Colour Out.
BCCI has released the IPL media guidelines,which prohibits implicitly bloggers from covering the event.
The tone of the guide line is “hey you websites what worth are you of.You aren’t worth the millions that other media like television generate for us.So better stay away from us”
While the mainstream media have planned a black out of IPL.The underground secret community of bloggers (USCB) has planned a colour out of the event.Wonder what color out is? go outside your apartment and see clothes of various colours hanging in balconies.Yes thats colour out.Colour clothes on the outside.Colour out.
Yes BCCI.Pat yourself on the back.You have credit for yet another first.For helping USCB frame the term colour out.
When media persons asked what is this “colour out” to USCB permanent resident president Blog Bla Bla,(his actual name was Bala but since he writes Bla Bla in his blog he has rechristened himself as Blog Bla Bla)
he said “It can mean many things to many people. We bloggers love freedom.If i say do this or do that, to protest, then the other guys will write posts opposing it.Remember Hawkeye and Gaurav Sabnis fighting each other.”
So what does one do if one is doing a colour out.”That is your wish.But just make it a little bit colourful”
People have started speculating what would be done.They are having a big fight on NDTV on what the bloggers can do.CNN-IBN is having the same topic but just the name of the programme is Face the Nation.
Other channels not to be left behind are having polls like what colour can bloggers choose to display their protest.
When a reporter of a famous television asked this question to somebody in Mumbai the guy replied “Hey you Bihari.You are every where.Sala @&^#*&@^” The guy apparently bet the reporter up and asked to him to tell the people the color of his blood.Thats what he suggests RED.
Another reporter has this peculiar story:
Reporter: “Hi.Do you know that the bloggers have pronounced a colour out of IPL”
Person 1 and Person 2: “Yes”
Reporter: “SO what color do you suggest them to use”
Person 1 and Person 2: “Pink”.
Reporter: “Pink.Wha what a beautiful suggestion.And by the way what is your respective names.”
Person 1: I am Ram and he is Lakshman.
Reporter: “Wha here is Ram and Lakshman the brothers from Delhi who are suggesting Pink”
Person 1 and Person 2: “Brothers! Are sala !$&@#^$&^”
This reporter was also beaten up.He should have guessed it when they suggested pink that they are gay and happy.
Now what has happened to all Indians they have started beating up everyone. There are exceptions though.
When Rahul Dravid play and miss a ball.One commentator says “he is beaten by beauty of a ball”.The Indian is actually beaten here.Don’t ask me whether the two reporters who were beaten up aren’t Indians.I am not sure.Mumbai calls some people Biharis. Chennai calls some people Goltis.And there are many other types like mallus,panjus,gujjus, and legendary madarasis.Never know what these people are.Pseudo Indians- probably.No we are not racist.We are just ’state’ist.
The other commentator says “No it is actually, Well left.What a batting.Rahul Dravid the wall as they say” They both started having a argument and start beating each other!
The reporters have decided not to ask any more of these colour questions to the public.But rather ask politicians.But oh! Govinda is a politician and he slapped a reporter and they showed it all day in their channel.So they decided to ask politicians who are old enough not to beat them.
Karunanidhi is reported to have suggested Yellow..When the reported asked him why is that he is superstitious about yellow.His reply was “I am an atheist.I will remain one for the support of the millions of tamilians across the world even if you break my spine.” The reporter escaped without saying he is a Karnataka origin.
The other famous patrons of Yellow such as Ramarajan have also joined the bandwagon of people suggesting yellow.Do to the strong alliance yellow is getting Karunandhi has written a letter to Prime minister of India asking him to make a law that yellow should be the colour used by ValaiPathivalargal(Bloggers in tamil) or in exchange give a cabinet seat for his great grand child’s second cousin. The prime minister has said the party high command (implicitly madame) will take a decision on this.That is allocation of cabinet post for great grand child’s second cousin of Karunanidhi.Since the former is a hard decision.The left parties may come out of the blue and protest that Blue should be the color.
Interestingly Aamir Khan who pokes his nose into every controversy and a blogger is not saying anything on the issue.
So whatever the colour is.Whatever they do with that colour.Bloggers are colouring out IPL.
PS:All names and characters featured in this are fictional unless they are linked.No offense intended towards anybody.And I know this seems like a rip off of Cyrus Broacha script.
